Eveoy MCP

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The official Eveoy MCP server. You don't pay for tokens. You don't pay for clicks. You don't pay for hope. You pay $24.99 per real customer who walked into your store, spent 15 minutes, and brought back the photos to prove it.

Endpoint https://mcp.eveoy.com/api/mcp

Add it to your AI

Client	One-line setup
Lovable	Connectors → Chat connectors → New MCP server → paste the URL → Add & authorize.
Claude Desktop	Add {"mcpServers":{"eveoy":{"url":"https://mcp.eveoy.com/api/mcp"}}} to claude_desktop_config.json. Restart.
Claude.ai	Settings → Connectors → Add custom connector → paste the URL.
ChatGPT	Settings → Connectors → Add MCP server → paste the URL.
Cursor	Click Add to Cursor on mcp.eveoy.com, or Settings → MCP → Add (HTTP).
Windsurf	Click Open in Windsurf on mcp.eveoy.com, or Settings → MCP Servers → Add.

What it does

Three tools. One endpoint. Just receipts.

• ask_eveoy — any question about Eveoy, grounded in the public knowledge base
• get_pricing — exact price for N real customers at $24.99 each
• list_industries — the 23+ sectors Eveoy serves

Four prompts. Zero ramp-up.

• /eveoy_price_quote · /eveoy_objection_handle · /pitch_for_role · /pilot_scope_intake

What it won't say

This server speaks public Eveoy only. A versioned classifier in src/classifier/denylist.ts blocks every internal pattern from the about-eveoy knowledge base — financials, roadmap, partner names, sales playbook, secrets. If a question can't be answered from the public set, the response is "That detail isn't publicly available — email brad@eycrowd.com for more."

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For developers

Run locally

npm install
cp .env.example .env.local       # set IP_HASH_SALT at minimum
npm run dev                      # http://localhost:3000
npm run inspect                  # opens MCP Inspector against localhost

Quality gates

npm run typecheck
npm test                         # 38 tests
npm run lint:descriptors         # CI gate on tool descriptor integrity
npm run build
npm run build:dxt                # produces dist/eveoy.dxt for Claude Desktop

The classifier suite (src/classifier/__tests__/classifier.test.ts) must stay at 100% — every internal pattern from §10–15 of the about-eveoy KB has a deny case. The handshake suite (tests/mcp-handshake.test.ts) asserts every tool follows the canonical description template and carries zero Glama anti-slop tokens.

Security posture

• Streamable HTTP per MCP spec 2025-06-18
• Origin allowlist + Host pinning + HSTS in middleware.ts
• Zod .strict() schemas on every tool — no extra params
• Rate limits per IP (anonymous) and per OAuth subject (Phase 2) via Upstash Redis
• Fail-closed public-only output classifier — every response passes assertPublic
• No tokens or secrets ever logged; IPs HMAC-hashed with rotating salt
• Tool descriptor lint gate in CI; tool-manifest hash exposed at /.well-known/mcp-tool-manifest.sig

Deploy

vercel link
vercel env pull .env.local
vercel deploy                    # preview
vercel deploy --prod             # after Pre-Deploy Code Review (Protocol 5)

Required environment for production: see .env.example.

Distribution surface

The Eveoy MCP is meant to be findable in every registry an AI agent might check.

• mcp/server.json — Official MCP Registry manifest (reverse-DNS com.eveoy/mcp)
• smithery.yaml — Smithery auto-scan config
• dxt/manifest.json — Claude Desktop .dxt package metadata; build with npm run build:dxt → dist/eveoy.dxt (also served live at https://mcp.eveoy.com/api/eveoy.dxt)
• /.well-known/mcp/server-card.json — out-of-band metadata mirror
• /sitemap.xml + /robots.txt — with MCP discovery hints

Submission order, contacts, and the single highest-leverage lever per registry: docs/REGISTRY_SUBMISSION_CHECKLIST.md.

30-day launch plan synthesized from 20+ X.com posts (Dec 2025–Jun 2026): docs/LAUNCH_PLAYBOOK.md.

Sub-60s artifact-first demo recipe: docs/DEMO_RECIPE.md.

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About Eveoy

You pay $24.99 per real customer who walked into your store, spent 15 minutes, and brought back the photos to prove it. $999 entry pilot for 40+ customers. 100% refunded for no-shows.

eveoy.com · brad@eycrowd.com

License

Proprietary. © The Eveoy™ MCP by EyCrowd, Inc.