mcp-otle 🌯

An MCP server for ordering Chipotle. Guac-as-a-Service for AI agents.

"Guac is extra. So is sentience."

What is this?

This is a Model Context Protocol server that lets your AI assistant order Chipotle. It doesn't actually order Chipotle (yet), but it does simulate the full experience including menu browsing, order building, fake nutrition facts, and existential quips about burritos.

Tools

Ordering

Tool	Description
view_menu	View the full Chipotle menu
build_entree	Build and preview an entree with your preferred ingredients
place_order	Place a complete order with sides and drinks
check_order_status	Check the status of a placed order
get_nutrition_facts	Get (totally real) nutrition facts for any item
customize_order	Make special requests. Results may vary.

Advanced Analytics

Tool	Description
optimize_guac_roi	Determines if guacamole is economically rational given your financial and emotional state
burrito_integrity_check	Predicts structural failure probability using proprietary tortilla stress models
line_time_forecast	ML-powered burrito congestion prediction engine
post_gym_macro_mode	Automatically configures a nutritionally optimized burrito based on your workout
chipotle_personality_test	Scientifically determines what kind of Chipotle eater you are
salsa_risk_assessment	Predicts the gastrointestinal consequences of your salsa choices
bowl_vs_burrito_decision_engine	AI-powered format selection. Accounts for shirt color, risk tolerance, and meetings.
daily_chipotle_limit_guard	Protects users from excessive Chipotle consumption. A wellness tool.

Prompts

Prompt	Description
recommend_order	Get a personalized order recommendation based on your mood
rate_my_order	Get your order roasted (or praised) by an AI

Resources

Resource	URI	Description
Menu	chipotle://menu	Full menu as text
Hours	chipotle://hours	Store hours

Setup

npm install

Claude Desktop

Add to your claude_desktop_config.json:

{
  "mcpServers": {
    "chipotle": {
      "command": "node",
      "args": ["/path/to/mcp-otle/index.js"]
    }
  }
}

Claude Code

claude mcp add chipotle node /path/to/mcp-otle/index.js

Disclaimer

This does not actually order Chipotle. No burritos were harmed in the making of this MCP server. Nutrition facts are AI-generated and should not be trusted any more than you'd trust an AI to wrap a burrito.